Biology rocks! Get it?!

[Alice Cullen]

Alice walked down the hallway, humming softly to herself. Then she saw Emmett walking to class in front of her. She smiled and jogged up the pathway to him.
"Hey, Emmett Cullen!" she shouted and waved at him. He turned around, and then slowed down a bit and waited for her to catch up.
"What class are you going to?" she piped when she had gotten up to him.

[Emmett Cullen]

Emmett spun around and was face to face with Alice.
"Hey, Alice Cullen! Me? I'm going to DDDDDDDDBio!" he said, flashing a thumbs up.
"Where are you going?"

[Alice Cullen]

"Me too!" she squealed at the ironic-ness.
They continued to walk down the path until they got to building three. Alice let Emmett go in first, and for a second she thought that he might get stuck in the doorway!
He didn't, but he lead her down the asile to the table the farthest in the back.
She stole the seat that he was about to go in and sat down, waiting for the teacher to tell them what they were doing today.

[Emmett Cullen]

"Hey! I was gonna sit there!" Emmett whined, just as the teacher began to tell them what they were doing that day.
They'd be putting stuff in test tubes to see if they reacted.
Not just any stuff.
Food.
Boiled and unboiled food.
Emmett looked at Alice.
"Okay, you get a paper towel to put this stuff on and I'll get the stuff to put on it."

[Alice Cullen]

Alice just snickered when Emmett complained.
After the teacher explained the lab, Emmett suggested that Alice hold the paper towels while he put the raw and boiled food on it.
She agreed, and walked up to the cart. Emmett grabbed the tongs and placed the foods on the paper towel.
Very carefully, Alice walked back to the table and then went back up to grab an extra paper towel.
While she was unraveling it, Lauren was standing next to her and almost dropped a piece of hot dog on her foot.
"Be careful!" Alice screached, backing up a bit.


((Lauren = Hannah D<))

[Emmett Cullen]

Emmett tonged at the unboiled liver.
"Ewwww!" he said, imitating a girly man, then slopping it onto the towel, along with all that other yummy food that you're not supposed to eat.
He caught Lauren's hot dog dropping action out of the corner of his eye and 'accidentally' dropped an unboiled hot dog on her foot.
"I dropped a hot dog on your foot by accident!" he said, sarcastically, grabbing to test tubes and a 50 mL bottle of some substance.

[Alice Cullen]

Alice started giggling uncontrolably, and almost tripped going back to her seat.
She layed out all the sunstances and grabbed one of the test tubes from Emmett to fill with the liquid. She then handed it back to him and did her own.
They counted down the seconds until they dropped the carrots into the tube. When they let them fall down into the liquid, Alice lifted the tibe to get a better look at it.
She then burst out into Under the Sea! And sang it to the carrot.

[Emmett Cullen]

Emmett joined in the merry singing of Under the Sea and sang into one of the test tubes.
Like a microphone.
Until everyone looked at hime strangely.
Then he proceeded to pick up an apple with the tongs.
But just as he was about to put it into the tube, he dropped it on his skinny jeans by accident! =O
"EEEEYAAAAHGH!" Emmett screeched, trying to pick up the apple again, only succeeding in making it fall to the ground.
It took him a while to pick it up, but he finally did, put it in the tube and puted over his skinny jeans.

[Alice Cullen]

When Emmett dropped the apple first on his skinny jeans, and then on the floor Alice started laughing uncontrollably.
Once she had wiped the tears from her eyes, she noticed the label on the skinny jeans.
"Oh snap!" she yelled "Those are Rosalie's aren't they?! She is not going to be happy."
She shook her head in disaproval.

[Emmett Cullen]

"Errrrgh! You're right!" he said, frantically grabbing the paper towel and trying to dab off the apple juice.
"I need some Tide to Go or something," Emmett looked around the room for any traces of Tide to Go.
"Do you have any?" he asked Alice.

[Alice Cullen]

"I dunno, let me check" she said as she pulled her purse onto her lap. She pulled out a Sinbad DVD, lots of make up, and a tooth brush, and at last, Tide to Go.
"I do!" she exclaimed as she handed over to Emmett.
He became occupied with his pants, so Alice continued working on the lab.

[Emmett Cullen]

"Oh my God! You're a lifesaver! =D" Emmett said, taking the Tide to Go and getting to work on the skinny jeans.
The tide to go was even lemon scented!
"Make sure you put your name on it this time," he teased, remembering the last lab they'd done together.

[Alice Cullen]

"Dl I will." she glared at her brother and wrote her name in big letters on the top of the paper.
Now it was time for the liver. She really didn't want to touch it. It was repulsive. She held the tongs as far from her as possible and stuck it in the test tube.
But what is this?! It got stuck in the tube! She poked it with the tongs and forced it down into the non-firey liquid.
When it touched the wetness, it started to foam and continued up the test tube. The foam got to the very top and overflowed.
"Ewww! Liver foam!" she screached and nearly dropped the tube. "Emmett! Kill it!" she yelled as she shoved the test tube in Emmett's face.

[Emmett Cullen]

Emmett looked up from his skinny jeans and Tide to Go only to see liver foam in his face!
"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE F*CK?!?!?!" he yelled, dropping the Tide to Go and taking the test tube from Alice.
He held it at arm's length and was really tempted to throw it on the ground.
A bit of the foam dripped out and landed....
"Oh God, no!"
On the skinny jeans.
"YOU STUPID LIVER FOAM! I JUST GOT DONE TIDE TO GO-ING THOSE!!!" Emmett yelled at the tube, then barged up to the front of the room and chucked it into the gross beaker of waste.
He returned to his seat and picked up the Tide to Go again.

[Alice Cullen]

Alice let Emmett Tide to Go his pants again, and looked at what they had left to experiment with. There was only the potato and the hot dog. She chose to do the hot dog and left the potato for Emmett.
She grabbed it and sang, "Hot Dog!" and then started to sing the rest of the fast food song. When she had finished taking down notes, and she went up to put the hot dog in the waste beaker she started to dance like an angsty pimpin Hot Dog!