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Post by Alice Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 20:12:31 GMT -5
"NUUUUUU!! Emmett! Come back! I wanna see!" she yelled as he sprinted out of the room. She dashed out of the room and sped down the stairs. He had dissapeared.
d**n! she thought, where the hell did he go??
Alice ran into the kitchen and looked around, he couldn't be that hard to miss, could he?
"Come on, Emmett! Just let me have a peek!" she whined, still searching for him.
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Post by Isabella Swan on Sept 20, 2007 13:41:48 GMT -5
((*Jumps in* You guys are freakn' nuts o! xDDD Oks continue *Scurries out*))
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Post by Emmett Cullen on Sept 22, 2007 11:29:43 GMT -5
Little did Alice know, that Emmett was clinging to the cieling fan above her head! =O
He was holding his yaoi stash in his mouth, waiting for Alice to leave so he could rescue his other precious yaoi, which consisted of DeiGaa, ItaSasu and HarryDraco.
But he could see his SaiSasu!
'Oh no!' he thought.
Emmett felt a nosebleed comming on.
The blood dripped down and landed near Alice.
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Post by Alice Cullen on Sept 22, 2007 12:21:12 GMT -5
Alice stopped looking for him, and concentrated hard on having a vision. Just before it came, she heard some strange pittering noise. She opened her eyes slowly, and stood very still.
She slightly turned her head to where the noise was coming from. She could tell within half a second what it was.
Blood?!
She followed the trail to the ceiling, from it's source. And there was Emmett hanging on the ceiling fan!
"Emmett!" Alice screamed, "Get down here right now!"
She tried to jump up and down and grab his shirt or pant leg.
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Post by Emmett Cullen on Sept 22, 2007 20:05:01 GMT -5
'NEVERRRRRRR!' Emmett screeched, turning on the fan and flying around like a Naruto plushie that Itachi and Dei hung from the fan with a GameBoy charger!
He skillfully avoided Alice, who was attempting to grab onto his hot pants.
But then, the corner of his SaiSasu got stuck in his nose! =O
'Hold up! I've got yaoi in my nose!'
Emmett could feel a song comming on.
'Stuck in my nose! It hurts! It hurts real bad! Get it out! It hurts real bad!' he sang, like a boyband.
Just then, the cieling fan fell out of the cieling!
He'd broken it with his fattness. (muscles)
He was in trouble now!
In a flash, he snatched his DeiGaa from the freezer, put it on top of his SaiSasu, and dashed away again.
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Post by Alice Cullen on Sept 22, 2007 21:34:55 GMT -5
Alice was momentarily mezmerized by Emmett's preformance. She snapped out of it when the fan started to make a weird noise, and then collapsed!
Emmett flew off the fan, and quickly grabbed something out of the freezer and ran off again.
"More yaoi?!" she called after him, but he had already dissapeared.
Hmmmmm... she thought to herself. She began to for a plan of attack in her mind. She came up with a brillaint idea.
She forcused all of her energy in her mind, and comcentrated on having a vision, that way she would know where to find Emmett.
She then opened her eyes, and snickered silently.
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Post by Emmett Cullen on Sept 23, 2007 11:44:22 GMT -5
Emmett didn't like that snicker. He knew what it meant. "CHEATER! >  " he shouted from over his shoulder. He ran by some shoes and grabbed his ItaSasu from a pair of galoshes, then started to run out the door. But he tripped on the stairs! =O He bounced across the lawn and rolled down a hill into a river. 'What a drag,' Emmett thought, glad his yaoi was waterproof. |
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Post by Alice Cullen on Sept 25, 2007 19:01:23 GMT -5
Alice ran out the backdoor to cut Emmett off. She had grabbed her handy-dandy fishnet as she dashed out of the door. She always had it near, in case on a emergency.
She layed in out on the river, and finished just as she saw Emmett rolling down the hill.
She hid behind a tree, and heard Emmett say, "What a drag," to himself. Then she pulled the rope and the net encased him and he went flying into the air.
She gracefully skipped over to where he was hanging. He looking like a trashing, soaking wet, angsty bear.
"Now, where is the rest of your yaoi?!" she demanded.
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Post by Emmett Cullen on Sept 27, 2007 18:23:36 GMT -5
Emmett pouted.
'Why should I tell you?' he said angstily.
He looked at his waterproof yaoi and mangiggled.
'Okay, okay. The Harry/Draco is.....IN JASPER'S PANTS! >:3'
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Post by Alice Cullen on Sept 27, 2007 18:49:42 GMT -5
Alice gasped when Emmett told her were he had hid part of his yaoi stash. It was right under her nose this whole time!!
She raced back to the house, leaving Emmett hanging soaking wet. "Oh Jazz!" she called playfully.
Come on, come on! Where are you Jazz? she thought to herself. Her mind was going just as fast as her legs, searching through her visions, trying to find his whereabouts.
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Post by Emmett Cullen on Sept 27, 2007 18:53:04 GMT -5
Emmett was swinging around in the net like a wet mofo.
'What a drag,' he said, then looked at his SaiSasu.
'Mmmm, SaiSasu. <3333'
Then he giggled evily.
He hadn't mentioned wether the pants were on Jasper or not.
The truth was, Emmett was wearing a pair of Jasper's pants with the Harry/Draco stuffed inside of them! =O
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Post by Alice Cullen on Sept 28, 2007 16:15:27 GMT -5
"There you are!" she squealed when she had found the right vision.
She ran even faster towards the house and barged through the door. She nearly ran Rosalie over, doing so.
"Hey, do you know where Emmett went?" Rosalie asked her, but she ignored her and zipped up the stairs.
She stopped in front of the door and took a second to catch her breath. Then she turned the doorknob and gracefully walked into the room.
Jasper was sprawled out on their bed, reading some book. Alice danced over to him and lay next to him, resting her head on his hard, cold shoulder.
He looked up from his book and gave her a puzzling look. Alice didn't understand it at first, but then she realized, Oh crap! He can probably feel what i'm feeling!
She looked away from his gaze for a moment, and bit her lip. Trying very hard to not burst out laughing. She turned back to him once she had regained control of herself, and he was staring back at her with a mischievous smile on his face.
"If that's what you want, Alice" he whispered seductively before taking off his shirt.
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Post by Emmett Cullen on Sept 28, 2007 16:21:14 GMT -5
Emmett scaled a tree like Spider Man and peered into a window.
OHSNAP!
Jasper was stripping! =O
It was so amazing, Emmett almost dropped all his yaoi!
Then he realized Alice was in the room, too and quickly ducked down.
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Post by Alice Cullen on Sept 28, 2007 20:25:17 GMT -5
Alice came out of her and Jasper's room a little while later, her hair pointing in ever dircection, and had a little bit of color in her cheeks, which still wasn't much.
I. Am. Going. To. Kill. EMMETT!
She felt her ears get warm and she stormed off outside and started screaming.
"Emmett! There was NO yaoi in his pants! D<" she ran furiously around the forest following his scent.
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Post by Emmett Cullen on Sept 28, 2007 20:33:46 GMT -5
Emmett miggled and ran away from Alice.
It's a good thing he'd put on different deoderant today! (Arctic Apple flavoured)
That'd make it a little bit harder for Alice to follow him.
"Who said Jasper's pants were on Jasper?" he taunted, snapping the waistband of the skinny jeans he was wearing.
Then he waved the Harry/Draco around like a mofo.
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" he shouted from over his shoulder.