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Post by Emmett Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 18:42:21 GMT -5
It was quiet. Too quiet. So Emmett decided to dance. Like an angsty mofo! He turned on his rad CD player and out blared Caramelldansen! So he broke into an angsty Caramell dance.
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Post by Alice Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 18:52:00 GMT -5
Alice heard the music from down stairs. What the hell...? she thought to herself. She pracitally flew up the stairs to Emmett and Rosalie's room. She peeked in the door and saw Emmett doing some f**ked up version of Caramelldansen. She emerged into the room, and nearly fell over with laughter.
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Post by Emmett Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 18:57:00 GMT -5
Emmett heard Alice giggling and pivoted on the spot, hands still in Caramell position. 'You're just jealous of my angsty Caramell dance,' he teased, wiggling his hips a little. Then he started to sing along with the Swedish girls on the CD in a very demented voice. 'Dansa med oss! Klappa era hnder! Gr som vi gr! Ta ngra steg t vnster! Lyssna och ir! Missa inte chansen! Nu ir vi hr med Caramelldansen!' And he did the angsty Caramell dance again.
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Post by Alice Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 19:00:03 GMT -5
"NOWAI! Is that a challenge?" she thingyed one of her perfect eyebrows. Then she jumped in front of Emmett and did her own, vampire-fast Caramelldansen. "Take that!" she stuck her tongue out at him in the playful, annoying, little sister way.
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Post by Emmett Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 19:03:03 GMT -5
'YAOIWAI it is!' he said, hip checking Alice and changing the song to 'Bye Bye Bye'. He pretended he was a puppet and in the car with Lance! Then he did a very Justin-like pelvic thrust. 'Take THAT!' Emmett said, copying Alice and sticking out his tongue.
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Post by Alice Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 19:07:43 GMT -5
Alice got hipchecked, and it threw off her groove, so she crossed her arms and waited for Emmett to be done dancing like an N*SYNC super star. When the song was over she put on Dream Street. She sang along with the boys, and did a sexy dance move showing the skin on her shoulder reveiled by her slipping sweatshirt. She even threw in a Jesse McCartney highfive! This was turning into one intense dance off! ;'D
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Post by Emmett Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 19:12:42 GMT -5
'Oh ho ho! That's playing dirty!' Emmett said, snapping in a Z formation. 'Now you're gonna get it!' he said, changing the song to.... Could it be?! 'Lipgloss' by Lil' Mama! =O Emmett rapped along about lipgloss with Lil' Mama and danced like a gangstarrrr. He also put on some of Rosalie's lipgloss and blew strawberry flavoured kisses.
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Post by Alice Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 19:20:20 GMT -5
Alright, now she had to get creative. She turned down the music and prepared to sing her own song. And then, she began to do interpritive dance to go with her song. "I Dig, Giant Robots! You Dig, Giant Robots! We Dig, Giant Robots! CHICKS Dig, Giant Robots! NICE!" She finished with a sick ghetto-gangsta move at the end, right up in Emmett's grill. "Top that, motherf**ker!" she erged him on.
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Post by Emmett Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 19:26:42 GMT -5
Emmett was flabbergasted by Alice's rad song and dance. But then he got another idea. It was also time for him to get creative.....and Spanish! He smirked. 'I will, motherf**cker!' he said, all up in Alice's face like David Blaine and the camera. He cleared his throat and started: 'F**cking backpack! F**cking backpack! I'm your motherf**cking mochila loaded up with sh*t and weed and crack! Everything that you might need to have a heart attack! F**cking backpack! F**cking backpack! SACAPUNTAS!!!' he bellowed like Tarzan, doing a stellar happy guy finish. He got real into it, then looked at Alice. 'Your turn.'
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Post by Alice Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 19:34:39 GMT -5
Alice was a little intimidated by the sudden change to spanish, but not enough to back down! She cracked her knuckles and filled the room back up with music. She snapped her head up to Emmett and flashed her ultra-white teeth at him, and then being to dance to "Shiny Teeth"! But what is this?? In the middle of her preformance she tripped over a magic pinecone on the floor! : O She quickly bouced back up and continued her routine.
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Post by Emmett Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 19:41:33 GMT -5
'ARRGH! MY EYES!' Emmett was momentarily blinded by Alice's shiny teeth and boyband-like singing skills. This was a very Saitastic dance. Not many could beat it. This required brain food. Emmett ran down to the kitchen and ran back up with a cereal straw. 'DIP! SIP! MUNCH!' The cereal straw gave him a mantastic idea. He switched the CD to one that was red, white and blue with a star in the middle. He bursted into.... 'IIIIIIIIIII WANT CANDYYYYYY!' he screeched, dancing like Aaron Carter, careful to avoid the magical pinecone.
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Post by Alice Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 19:46:38 GMT -5
Alice's eyes lit up when she heard the song come on. She adorred Aaron! She got up and was Emmett's background dancer. And at that very moment Lizzie McGuire and Maranda came through the window and started dancing too! He had won this round, but she would be back! She slumped down on his bed and layed back, trying to catch her breath. That was when she noticed that the matress was sort of hard...
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Post by Emmett Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 19:50:18 GMT -5
Emmett was all surprised when Lizzie McGuire and Maranda came through the window! He tied them to a balloon and put them back out. Then he noticed Alice laying down. He'd won. ;3 He bursted into that SpongeBob song about victory!
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Post by Alice Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 19:57:03 GMT -5
Alice ignored Emmett and his SpongeBob victory. She was more interested in what he could have hiding underneath his matress. She sprang off the bed and lifted it up. Emmett wasn't paying attention, he was still celebrating. Alice gasped when she found what it was. She whirled around and gaped at him, coming very close to bursting out into laughter. "Emmett! Is this a... a... A SECRET YAOI STASH?!" she couldn't hold it in anymore, she fell back onto the bed and had a complete giggle fit.
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Post by Emmett Cullen on Sept 19, 2007 19:59:53 GMT -5
Emmett stopped singing and turned. 'Uuuuum..... >> << Maaaaaaybeeeee!' He snatched his hot yaoi (which was SaiSasu by the way) from Alice and ran down the stairs as fast as he could! 'You'll never steal my stash! Everrrrrr! > '
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